För att fortsätta på ämnet John Terry...
"After Wayne Bridges refusal to play for England as long as John Terry is captain, the fans have now encouraged Terry to also sleep with Emile Heskeys wife".
"The England team have all voted for John Terry to keep his place in the team and join them in South Africa. With a ban of wives and girlfriends travelling to the 2010 final...No one wants him left behind!"
"Everyone knows that if a full back leaves a hole, it's the centre backs jobb to fill it".
"We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous."
"On a serious note Fabio Capello has just phoned Wayne Bridge up to tell him that John Terry has lost the captains armband...
...so he has asked him to do him a big favour and have a look under his bed."
:lol: